June 2010
3 posts
Came home for lunch. Never seen Wendy Williams before. How long has she been a woman?
A Phillies fan complaining about the Yankees’ payroll is like Kim Kardashian complaining about JLO having a big ass. http://bit.ly/bHVCUm
My wife got us great seats to Yanks-O’s as my anniversary gift. Never had seats like this before. http://twitpic.com/1vddgg
September 2009
1 post
I just had to use !important in a style sheet. I feel dirty.
August 2009
5 posts
So much for watching Mad Men. Wife and her sister came back, and SIL won’t STFU so I can hear the show.
How, in 2009, do companies still provide a Flash site without any HTML or mobile version? Laziness and cheapness I suppose.
Chillax. #wordsihatesomuch
“That’s what hapens when earth fucks with space—never forget that.” - Jimi Hendrix
Donald Duck, You Son of a Bitch! (Comic) →
July 2009
2 posts
Our new puppy, Montecristo. Cute little guy. Tired from the long drive. http://mypict.me/eXH9
The cigar deal sites have had more up & down the past couple days than a Hooters girl on a trampoline.
June 2009
1 post
50 of The Coolest Simpsons Movie References →
Smart and funny riffs on classic cinema moments captured in “The Simpsons.”
May 2009
43 posts
Design is intelligence made visible.
– Don Newgren
I’ll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not...
– Babe Ruth
In the event you’re stopped by overzealous law enforcement or security officials...
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Fake DHS “photography license” for fake no-photos laws - Boing Boing
This. Is. Awesome.
Take your censorship ways and stick them up your tight assholes. (via stuffparty)
Most people are walking in their sleep; turn them around, start them in the...
– Al Hubbard
While smoking a cigar, we are in the presence of eternity. The tobacco reminds...
– Prince Sined Yar Maharg
After a decade at this company, I just submitted my 2 weeks. Moving on to new opportunity in the Baltimore area. Only place I’ve ever worked
Helvetica is the jeans, and Univers the dinner jacket. Helvetica is here to...
– Adrian Frutiger
22 Awesome Ways to Quit Your Job →
Usually leaving your job involves giving two weeks notice and sending some appreciative goodbye emails. But what if you were changing industries, or you won the lottery or just suddenly stopped…
Beautiful Steve Jobs Portrait Made of Apple... →
Artist Dylan Roscover did this amazing job recreating a famous Steve Jobs picture using Apple’s classic typefaces, used since its beginning in the 70s.
Biographies are but clothes and buttons of the man — the biography of the man...
– Mark Twain
There may be people that have more talent than you, but there’s no excuse...
– Derek Jeter
The guy who just walked into Roy Roger’s is a dead ringer for Kenny Powers. Getting a Trigger burger on the reg.
This is how it starts, you know. Dissatisfied with the sustenance provided by...
– Alton Brown
To design is to communicate clearly by whatever means you can control or master.
– Milton Glaser
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate...
– Soren Kierkegaard